What would dh do without me?
2:34 PM Posted by Unknown
Seriously I am not sure how that man survives living in another state without me. LOL, maybe that is why he wants us in an RV so bad so I can do for him all that I do now and MORE.
First off, ANYTHING that needs to be done related to anything I "have" to do cause he is too busy and works too much. A phone call needs to be made, he has me do it. A bill related problem, me... Needs directions online, me.... He wants info on something, me again... His electrical license doesn't arrive in the mail, you guessed it, I am called into action to find out what the problem is.
So, last night he stayed at a hotel in Colorado. The hotel took his drivers license and didn't give it back last night. He was so tired when he arrived at the hotel he didn't even noticed they took it. This morning he checks out and they don't give his license back then either. Dh gets 200 miles away before he realizes he didn't have it. He calls the hotel and asked if they can mail it to him. They said sure, just send us a self addressed stamped envelope!!! WTF? Yeah, he needs it NOW bozo-head. Dh is driving across several states with no drivers license. Guess what I got to do?? I got to call the Secretary of State in Michigan to get him a duplicate license. I was lucky in the fact I actually got a person on the phone with not too much effort. Usually you can't get a real person on the phone if your life depended on it.
Then I had to make a choice, UPS next day or USPS 4 business days from tomorrow afternoon for a replacement license. Oh and this replacement is just a paper license, no pic or anything. This is actually a temp license and he has to fill out paperwork to get another one. Either way I am screwed. Wait 4 days for the temp and dh will bitch that he needed it ASAP to go to Vegas and sign the books there. Get it overnight for $33 and dh would bitch that it cost too much money and he could've waited a week "if he had too".
Whatever, I won't win either way so I shelled out the $33 for overnight service. I figure if dh is going to gripe it won't be about not having the stupid replacement.
Life is grand...
First off, ANYTHING that needs to be done related to anything I "have" to do cause he is too busy and works too much. A phone call needs to be made, he has me do it. A bill related problem, me... Needs directions online, me.... He wants info on something, me again... His electrical license doesn't arrive in the mail, you guessed it, I am called into action to find out what the problem is.
So, last night he stayed at a hotel in Colorado. The hotel took his drivers license and didn't give it back last night. He was so tired when he arrived at the hotel he didn't even noticed they took it. This morning he checks out and they don't give his license back then either. Dh gets 200 miles away before he realizes he didn't have it. He calls the hotel and asked if they can mail it to him. They said sure, just send us a self addressed stamped envelope!!! WTF? Yeah, he needs it NOW bozo-head. Dh is driving across several states with no drivers license. Guess what I got to do?? I got to call the Secretary of State in Michigan to get him a duplicate license. I was lucky in the fact I actually got a person on the phone with not too much effort. Usually you can't get a real person on the phone if your life depended on it.
Then I had to make a choice, UPS next day or USPS 4 business days from tomorrow afternoon for a replacement license. Oh and this replacement is just a paper license, no pic or anything. This is actually a temp license and he has to fill out paperwork to get another one. Either way I am screwed. Wait 4 days for the temp and dh will bitch that he needed it ASAP to go to Vegas and sign the books there. Get it overnight for $33 and dh would bitch that it cost too much money and he could've waited a week "if he had too".
Whatever, I won't win either way so I shelled out the $33 for overnight service. I figure if dh is going to gripe it won't be about not having the stupid replacement.
Life is grand...
January 26, 2009 at 5:00 PM
I have one of those helpless husbands too....OY!
and don't you get so tired of all the incompetent people in the world???????
January 27, 2009 at 6:48 AM
I think he needs to be appreciative of you Susan, sounds like you do more than your share!
January 27, 2009 at 12:52 PM
Aren't husbands wonderful. Sounds like mine.